Dungeons & Dragons (2000 Movie)★☆☆☆☆So bad that the group of friends I was with started heckling the movie, and the rest of the audience joined in.
Earthsea (TV)Every once in a while I’m reminded of SyFy’s notoriously bad TV adaptation of Earthsea, and think, maybe I should watch it just once, like the Star Wars Holiday Special. This is not a review. This is why I still haven’t seen it.
Justice (ST:TNG, Season 1)★☆☆☆☆Some old TV shows are better than you remember. Planet of the Jogging Bimbos…isn’t.
Rotten Tomatoes★☆☆☆☆Let’s see…worst movie I’ve ever seen in a theater. Top three candidates
Shy Little Kitten’s Secret Place★☆☆☆☆A 1980s sequel to the classic The Shy Little Kitten that completely misses the point of the original book and tells shy kids they need to change themselves.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen★☆☆☆☆In some ways it wasn’t as awful as I’d heard, and in some ways it was worse. I’m glad I waited for the second-run showing and only spent $1.75.
Xanadu (Stage Musical)★☆☆☆☆
Segerstrom Center, 2009 The stage musical of Xanadu is a silly, self-aware parody that revels in its camp. I really liked about 10% of it. The rest, not so much.