Okay, so this may border on TMI, but…in the bathroom just now, as the toilet paper was unrolling, a cloud of little paper bits came poofing out. It was like a snowstorm or something. I thought the trash had exploded until I realized it stopped when I stopped pulling. They’re still all over the bathmat. Too much of a pain in the ass to clean up just now. I’ll just make it snow for the neighbors later this weekend….