Category: Humor
Beware!
Every once in a while, something that I see every day will just strike me differently. For instance, this bit from the sign printed on the window outside the lobby where I work:
NO SOLICITORS
In Case of Emergency Call…
Shooting the Moon
Some idiot is out there taking flash pictures of the eclipse.
The mind boggles…
From a recent spam:
Increase Beast size by 2 cups Guaranteed
Ouch!
I’m used to people misspelling “phoenix” as “pheonix,” but this one is truly painful:
Sorry, sir, we don’t handle those cases.
From a bill for legal services:
“Messenger Delivery Fees UPS – CALL TAG – THE RETURN OF RECS FORM DR COLEMAN’S LOST GATOS CA”
UPS? Those poor kitties.
Only 306 Days Left!
Today I got a renewal notice from Network Solutions:
Your domain name registrations will begin expiring on
Jan 14, 2004. Act now.