From a recent spam:
Increase Beast size by 2 cups Guaranteed
Category: You Must be Mistaken
Ouch!
I’m used to people misspelling “phoenix” as “pheonix,” but this one is truly painful:
Sorry, sir, we don’t handle those cases.
From a bill for legal services:
“Messenger Delivery Fees UPS – CALL TAG – THE RETURN OF RECS FORM DR COLEMAN’S LOST GATOS CA”
UPS? Those poor kitties.
Only 306 Days Left!
Today I got a renewal notice from Network Solutions:
Your domain name registrations will begin expiring on
Jan 14, 2004. Act now.
Truly Terrible Typo
Yesterday’s LA Times included a “Parent Reading Guide” sponsored by Verizon and the Reading By 9 program. Amazingly, it included a full-page ad showing the alphabet followed by this catchy headline:
Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?