(Spotted a few weeks ago at Target. I’m going to have to check whether they’ve fixed the sign the next time I’m there.)
Category: You Must be Mistaken
Wait, why does the smoke detector need orange juice?
I’d never noticed the “don’t use Energizer” note on the smoke detector before. But sure enough, it’s still chirping.
So I went to look online for why, and found that auto-complete has some odd ideas of what smoke detectors need.
For the record: I didn’t find a satisfactory answer. A lot of talk about types of batteries based on power consistency and drop-off rates. You don’t want something that stays high-power longer, then quickly drops below the level needed to produce a low-battery alert. That makes sense. But specific brands? The consensus was split between specific brands having been rated in tests, or specific brands having deals with the smoke detector manufacturer.
Melon Mania…or Merely Monochrome?
I don’t think they really need the guide to all those different types of melons right now.
By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings
Gee, serious discount there…🙄
Voit! (Egad!)
I’ve never understood the tendency to write in all-caps except for the letter L, the one letter whose lower case looks exactly like another letter’s upper-case. But it’s surprisingly common.
Fortunately I don’t think anyone’s going to pull a “Cancel that, it says HELF” on this warning sign!
One of these things is not like the others
I think one of those DVDs might be misplaced…
Update: Two weeks later I was shopping at the same store, and the woman in front of me in the checkout line was buying (among other things) a Pretty Woman DVD. I had to wonder if it was the same box.
An “Oustanding” Design
Yeah, I think I know why these stickers ended up at the dollar store.