Two disparate types of spam, united in that the supposed sender just does not make sense.

First there was a Nigerian scam purporting to be from David Hume.

Then there was the blog comment spam (alas, deleted en masse just as I read the name) apparently left by “Jessica Albas Breasts.” I mentioned this to Katie, who responded, “How do they type?” An excellent question, and one which I imagine can be answered with sufficient exploration of the internet.