What is it about the holiday season that makes people forget how to drive, especially in parking lots? The other day, while I was trying to back out of a parking space at the grocery store, two cars independently barreled down the wrong way in a crowded one-way aisle. A third tried, but another driver’s honk made them realize they were asking for a head-on collision.
I actually shouted, “My three-year old can read those signs!”
OK, that isn’t entirely true. He’s not three yet.
But that kid can read the heck out of a “Do Not Enter” sign.