Here’s a gem from today’s postmaster mail:

Mailer-daemon, You’ve received a postcard!

You have just received a virtual postcard from Aunt Edna!

Uh huh. I know some software projects have enough history to have family trees, but this seems just a bit too unlikely!

After updating some links, the following dialogue occurred to me:

Sallah: Indy, why does the web… move?
Indiana: Give me the URL.
(The location looks like a Python script)
Indiana: Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Sallah. ASP. Very dangerous. You go first.

(Actually, I have to credit Katie for the Python reference. The first and last lines just popped into my head, though.)