Overheard at pharmacy: “Do you give out the latest COVID-19, uh, omicron?”
Gee, I hope not…
(Yeah, i know what he meant, and so did the pharmacist.)
Tag: overheard
An Expression
Overheard during Zoom Mad Libs:
Teacher: “I need an expression.”
Student: (unintelligible)
Teacher: “An appropriate expression.”
Stuck in the Middle
Overheard: “Alexa, tell ____ I’m not talking to her!”
Song of Ice and Virus
Pandemic analogy overheard while out for a walk:
“It’s not a blizzard, it’s a very long winter. It’s a Game of Thrones winter.”
Um…where?
Overheard at grocery store checkout:
Mommy, I found two eyeballs!
Rules are Rules
Overheard at the park:
I’m 13, Grandma, I can’t be on this playground.
Why?
It says 5-12.
Depthless Knowledge
Overheard:
I don’t know, it’s what it said on Wikipedia.