Do tire stores ever hold blowout sales?
Tag: Tweets
Those Sneaky Aliases
After looking through zillions of bounce messages for patterns, I’ve got to say:
“unknown or illegal alias” is now my official favorite way of saying that an email address doesn’t exist.
Cacheback
You know you’re a programmer when you misspell “cash” as “cache.”
Double Bill
It’ll never happen, but there needs to be a double-bill concert with the Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga. More likely: Somewhere there must be a mall food court with a Burger King and a Dairy Queen next to each other.
Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day
Consarn it, tomorrow’s Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day, and I’m plumb unprepared!
Sent From My…
Maybe “Sent from my iPhone/Droid/whatever” is worth including…as a spelling disclaimer. (Sent from my G2)
NyQuil Regret
NyQuil Regret (n): the moment during a sleepless night when you realize you should’ve taken the damn blue green pill.