- Does anyone actually start off email to friends with “Dear Friend”?
- All right! I always wanted one of those! “Delivery Status Notification 81% 0FF.” (spam subject) Who can resist at that discount?
- “Get rid of pests for good!” – if only it would work on the spammers themselves.
- That’s it! Time to find another surgeon! “The way to her heart is through her wrist.” (spam subject)
- Usually it’s the divorced parents using the kids against each other, not the other way around: “Use Mother Nature to beat Father Time”
After posting these today, I’ve decided to set up a Twitter account dedicated to posting funny spam subjects & commentary. I plan to keep the traffic low – 1 or 2 posts a day. Please check out @lol_spam!