Found this at the grocery store. I, um, guess that answers the question of what coffee to serve with Death By Chocolate cake.
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Category: Humor
Coffee Helps
Spotted at a local coffee/tea/boba place.
I like the quote.
They’ve Got the Moves!
(Spotted a few weeks ago at Target. I’m going to have to check whether they’ve fixed the sign the next time I’m there.)
A joke that will only make sense if you’ve played Minecraft: Story Mode
This wine could be made…useful.
You mean they don’t use a giant wooden horse?
(Spotted near LAX, of course.)
Supercameratelephotolensisoutoffocus
Super camera telephoto lens is out of focus
Even though the tripod’s set, the blur is really bogus
If you use the automated setting hocus-pocus
Still the telephoto lens is slightly out of focus!
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(The background is supposed to be blurry, but I had a lot of trouble focusing on the foreground with this lens. I guess it’s just going to take practice.)
Wait, why does the smoke detector need orange juice?
I’d never noticed the “don’t use Energizer” note on the smoke detector before. But sure enough, it’s still chirping.
So I went to look online for why, and found that auto-complete has some odd ideas of what smoke detectors need.
For the record: I didn’t find a satisfactory answer. A lot of talk about types of batteries based on power consistency and drop-off rates. You don’t want something that stays high-power longer, then quickly drops below the level needed to produce a low-battery alert. That makes sense. But specific brands? The consensus was split between specific brands having been rated in tests, or specific brands having deals with the smoke detector manufacturer.