1 mug coffee = 14 mugs hot chocolate (or 28 with my mug) according to CNN on caffeine withdrawal.
I have apparently become a chocolate snob. Walked into the break room looking for chocolate and couldn’t bring myself to grab a Hershey bar. Ehh, just as well.
(OK, I’ll grant you s’mores. I can’t imagine anything BUT Hershey’s on s’mores.)