Category: Humor
Organic Air!
From @WholeFoods:
Try this week’s Sure Deal: 365 Everyday Value Organic Air – only $6.99!
Didn’t President Scroob have one of those?
Update: The original link is gone, but it’s archived at the Hoax Museum.
Lost in Translation
Next for Geoff and Ethan: Vibe: Rebirth!
Apparently preliminary buzz is so good on Flash: Rebirth that DC has already announced the next character getting the Rebirth treatment: Vibe from the 1980s “Detroit-era” Justice League.
From the first link, Dan Didio explains:
It was really a melding of events. First of all, with Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash and Green Lantern all leaving the Justice League, Dwayne McDuffie wanted to try and bring back some of the feel of the Detroit-era League. And what character is most associated with that League? Vibe! Plus we had some very positive fan response to his appearances in Trinity. And orders for Flash: Rebirth have been phenomenal. We want to strike while the iron is hot, so I asked Ethan if he’d be interested, and he just jumped at the opportunity. Literally, he jumped. I could hear the thump on the other end of the phone.
It makes sense in a twisted sort of way.
Update: This is, of course, an April Fool’s joke! Happy April 1, everyone!
R.E. Sourceful
But what kind of resources do they manage?
Teriyaki Hamburger Sandwiches!
All right! I love teriyaki hamburger sandwiches! (No, seriously, I do. Red Robin’s teriyaki burger, Ruby’s Aloha Burger, and similar menu items are standbys for me.)
Sadly, I don’t think that’s what they’ll actually serve here.
I Read it for the Articles!
There’s something odd about this offer for magazine subscriptions.
They just don’t seem like a good fit for a student and teacher discount. Newsweek maybe, but…Maxim? Cosmo? Playboy?