Category: Spam

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  • Does anyone actually start off email to friends with “Dear Friend”?
  • All right! I always wanted one of those! “Delivery Status Notification 81% 0FF.” (spam subject) Who can resist at that discount?
  • “Get rid of pests for good!” – if only it would work on the spammers themselves.
  • That’s it! Time to find another surgeon! “The way to her heart is through her wrist.” (spam subject)
  • Usually it’s the divorced parents using the kids against each other, not the other way around: “Use Mother Nature to beat Father Time”

After posting these today, I’ve decided to set up a Twitter account dedicated to posting funny spam subjects & commentary. I plan to keep the traffic low – 1 or 2 posts a day. Please check out @lol_spam!

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  • Spam subject: “Your watch will find you no matter where you are.” What if I don’t want Stalker Watch to follow me around?
  • @BadAstronomer writes a short-short story:

    Beware of what you wish for… Immortality is boring.

  • Waiting for food at Rubio’s. Employees are trying to get the lyrics straight for the latest Jack-In-the-Box commercial.