Overheard on the playground:
— Well I’m going to go on the internet!
— Well, I’M going to go on the internet and READ A BOOK!
Overheard on the playground:
— Well I’m going to go on the internet!
— Well, I’M going to go on the internet and READ A BOOK!
Overheard after an ad for Jobs. A kid asks, “What’s IBM?”
Overheard two small children outside grocery store:
“Look, it’s a full moon!”
“That means the vampires are gonna come out!”
Overheard at WordCamp LA:
So CDNs can make us get drunk faster?
Seriously? Bacon flavoring syrup?
While I was looking for cinnamon, someone else spotted it and said, “Bacon? You might as well have beef!” (He was looking for peppermint.)
Would you buy this? What would you make with it? A bacon latte? A bacon margarita?
Overheard at a convention center Starbucks:
Customer: Do you drink coffee?
Barista: I work at a Starbucks. You’ve gotta stay buzzed somehow.
(During Comikaze Expo.)
Overheard at Long Beach Comic-Con:
Some guy asked me, “What’re you dressed up as?” And I said, “…a Muggle?”