Overheard at the park:
I’m 13, Grandma, I can’t be on this playground.
Why?
It says 5-12.
Tag: overheard
Depthless Knowledge
Overheard:
I don’t know, it’s what it said on Wikipedia.
That’s It!
Overheard on the playground:
— Well I’m going to go on the internet!
— Well, I’M going to go on the internet and READ A BOOK!
Fallen Giants
Overheard after an ad for Jobs. A kid asks, “What’s IBM?”
Vampires, Werewolves, What’s the Difference?
Overheard two small children outside grocery store:
“Look, it’s a full moon!”
“That means the vampires are gonna come out!”