Diner: I was here thirty years ago and had the best beer I’ve ever tasted, anywhere in the world. <pause> This is the worst.
Waiter: I’m sorry, sir, I can’t do anything about that. It’s Budweiser.
Tag: overheard
A bit morbid, but still funny
Noticed an ambulance parked out in front of Fry’s earlier today. On my way in, I passed two people who were talking about it:
“That’s kind of disturbing.”
“Sure, ‘Shop ’till you drop,’ but…”
One of those moments where you know you shouldn’t laugh, but it somehow manages to be funny anyway.