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Tag: memes
“Pumkin” Seeds
Wait, “Pumkin” seeds? No, I don’t want that!
(I’ve recently become acquainted with Pumkin because some of their educational videos are included with Zoodles, the “kid mode” app I use to keep my two-year-old son from tapping on ads to see what they do and buying downloadable content while using the tablet.)
Pop Stars as Fish
Last night I noticed @BadAstronomer posting ideas for a Twitter meme, #fishpopstars. It’s pretty much what you’d expect: take a singer or band name and make a pun with the name of a fish.
Katie and I came up with these:
- Death Crab for Cutie
- Chum-bawamba
- Flounders of Wayne
- Vienna Tang
- Betta than Ezra
- Dace of Base (or Ace of Bass)
Some favorites from the event:
- beano76: Sushi and the Banshees
- shinkaide: Squid Vicious
- MisterElGuapo: No Trout
- ebrown2112: Fleetwood Mackerel
- Caissie: Sharkira
- dominichamon: Kylie Minnow
- ethanwc: Crash Test Guppies
- ThisModernDeath: Ling Cod Park
- earlkabong: Herman’s Hermit Crabs
- znmeb: Pike and Tuna Turner
- AndyJukes: Smelton John
- KenPlume: Mackerel Jackson
- notgiamatti: Jefferson Starfish
It looks like it’s still going on if you’re in the mood for fish puns.
Lesser Plays
As a spinoff of the “lesser books” meme on Twitter (taking a classic book title and making it mundane, trivial, or otherwise lesser), someone started in on “lesser plays.”
I came up with a few:
- Less Miserable (admittedly this one’s a gimme)
- Spring Just-a-few-more-minutes-before-I-wake-up.
- The Importance of being Ernie.
- Eleven Mildly-Annoyed Guys
- The Prince and I
- The Rose Temporary Tattoo
Real Zodiac Facts
There’s a meme going around Twitter called #ZodiacFacts, mostly random astrological statements. I figured I’d post some actual, y’know, facts about the Zodiac.
- The Zodiac is the set of constellations through which the sun, moon and planets appear to move when seen from Earth.
- In a dark sky, away from light pollution, you can sometimes see Zodiacal light after the sun has set.
- Due to cycles in Earth’s orbit, the present-day constellations of the zodiac no longer line up with those used by astrology.
- In a REALLY dark sky, you can see the Gegenshein: sunlight reflecting off of interplanetary dust.
Great Quotes With “Dear”
Here are some of my contributions to today’s Twitter meme, #greatquoteswithdear. You can probably figure out how the game works…
- “Damn it, dear, I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!”
- “Damn the torpedoes, dear. Full speed ahead!”
- “Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes, dears.”
- “Hello, dear. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
- “I aim to misbehave, dear.”
- “I came, I saw, I conquered, dear.”
- “Kneel before Zod, dear.”
- “Madness? This is Sparta, dear!” ← (this one’s my favorite)
- “More weight, dear.”
- “Something wicked this way comes, dear.”
- “The same thing we do every night, dear: Try to take over the world!”
- “Why so serious, dear?”
- “Yippee-ki-yay, dear.”
- “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, dear?”
Star Wars Band Names
I found out about the #starwarsbandnames meme from @BadAstronomer. It’s pretty self-explanatory: Take the name of a real music group and alter it to make it a Star Wars reference.
Some of my contributions:
- Jefferson X-Wing (I figured it sounded better than Jefferson Death Starship, though someone later suggested Jefferson Star Destroyer, which is better.)
- Obi-Wan Folds Five (This one actually got a retweet!)
- Red Five for Fighting
And Katie’s (Posted on my account because hers isn’t publicly visible):
- Snowspeeder Patrol
- Augustanakin
- Seven Mary 3PO
There’s a ton of entries out there, and it’s still going. Some of my favorites others have posted:
- pipboy2009: Naboo Fighters
- DevDell: The Qui-Gon Jinn Blossoms
- treelobsters: Alderaan Deraan
- wk_marshall: Peter, Paul, and Mara Jade