The Luebke Baby Shower
While technically a baby shower for the Luebkes, the travel distances involved lent themselves to a larger, coed party. And speaking of travel, driving 400 miles overnight to get there lent itself to some rather interesting quotes as well. (July 13-14, 2001)
Going Up (Friday, July 13 and early morning Saturday)
- He's an asshole, that's what makes him so bitter.
- Daniel, 8:24pm
- Oh yeah. Potassium fog. That makes it all better.
- Jason, 1:53am (Sat. by now)
- "That's the announcemental we."
"Shit, does that mean I have to sit up?" - Katie & Daniel, 2:06am
The Party (Saturday, July 14)
- I don't like historical anality.
- Katie, 2:40pm
- That's right, I'm drinking for two now!
- Stacy, 2:51pm
- By interesting, you mean socially inept, right?
- Somebody on the patio, 3:05pm
- Either that or a big chunk of floating couch.
- Jim (Luebke), 3:17pm
- I'm sorry, Anakin, I put your soul on 21-red.
- Stacy, 3:19pm
- That's because nipples are funny!
- Mitch, 3:22pm
- "A wise man knows when to stop feeding the fire."
"And a foolish man has no hair on his face." - Jason & Mitch, 3:51pm
- "What, Charlton Heston kissing?"
"Don't worry, not you, Jim." - Jim & Mitch, 4:05pm
- Got any epoxy? We could make Jason a hood ornament.
- Mitch, 4:10pm
- It's just so weird when, like, people I know start . . . spawning.
- Liz, 4:12
- Were you the purple-haired guy at the wedding?
- Debbie (to Jason), 4:17pm
- 'Cause nothing says John Lennon like a good ass joke.
- Mitch, 4:57pm
- "This is to clean Stacy's nipples."
"Fortunately, they gave her another six."
"Yeah, we went to the pet store and were inspired." - Jennie, Jim & Mitch, 4:59pm
- There's something wrong with America when football and big boobs don't work.
- Minda, 5:38pm
- I'm tired of sitting on my own lap, thank you.
- Stacy, 5:46pm
- So this is educational crap.
- Stacy, 7:50pm
