CHP Retreat 2000
Comments from the Campuswide Honors Program's annual camping trip.
- Where'd you get all that stuff? Did MacGyver have a garage sale?
- Stacy
- Virgin wilderness, my ass.
- Katie
- It's the paper towel gnomes.
- Gary
- It isn't quite a complete camping trip without us sitting around beating Gary's gnomes.
- Stacy
- It's just an a-gnome-aly
- Stacy
- I'm always too much woman.
- Gary
- I don't know if it was a mound but we were on top of it.
- Emily
- From what I understand, 1006's is all sex.
Yeah, ours is only half-sex.
Now it's 51%. - Gary, Katie
- We made this kids-to-cash converter.
Yeah, when you get to the end of the game you sell your kids into slave labor. - Katie, Gary
- Yes, Gary, you are pregnant.
Gary, did I hear you were pregnant? I'm always the last to know. - Katie, Emily
- Why is it in lawn bowling you can hit the other people's balls for points?
- Stacy
- Hold it there, Tyler, we're going to take a picture of your... pickle.
- Paul
- It's, like, growing on the end... no, but it's shrinking elsewhere.
- Katie
