CHP Retreat 2000

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Comments from the Campuswide Honors Program's annual camping trip.


Where'd you get all that stuff? Did MacGyver have a garage sale?
Stacy
Virgin wilderness, my ass.
Katie
It's the paper towel gnomes.
Gary
It isn't quite a complete camping trip without us sitting around beating Gary's gnomes.
Stacy
It's just an a-gnome-aly
Stacy
I'm always too much woman.
Gary
I don't know if it was a mound but we were on top of it.
Emily
From what I understand, 1006's is all sex.
Yeah, ours is only half-sex.
Now it's 51%.
Gary, Katie
We made this kids-to-cash converter.
Yeah, when you get to the end of the game you sell your kids into slave labor.
Katie, Gary
Yes, Gary, you are pregnant.
Gary, did I hear you were pregnant? I'm always the last to know.
Katie, Emily
Why is it in lawn bowling you can hit the other people's balls for points?
Stacy
Hold it there, Tyler, we're going to take a picture of your... pickle.
Paul
It's, like, growing on the end... no, but it's shrinking elsewhere.
Katie

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